Those Poor Detroit Lions

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Detroit Lions
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A. Because then Detroit would want one.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters ou t of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows, and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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This is from my mom's blog at http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com

How the Colts Will Win the Super Bowl

In my opinion Tom Brady getting injured is the best thing that could have happened to the Colts. With out Tom Brady the Patriots will never win the AFC so with the Patriots out of the picture the Colts should be able to step forward and win the Super Bowl.

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The Detroit Red Wings and the Stanley Cup

Here is a link to an article my mom wrote about the Red Wings and the Stanley Cup:
http://walkinthewords.blogspot.com/2008/06/stanley-pup-helps-red-wings-bring-home.html

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Why The Wings Lost Game 5

Many People ask why the Wings lost to the Pens in game 5 but it is so simple. The Red Wings could not get ahead early although they came back they then were to worn out to get the last goal in the 3rd overtime and there for lost the game.