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The 2010 Ski Season

2010-01-03T17:11:00.000-08:00

After skiing 10 times in this brand new ski season I have predicted that it will be a great ski season, although it will be cold.

How Should the Indianapolis Colts Come Back to the Super Bowl After Loosing Two Straight?

2010-01-03T16:51:00.000-08:00

In my mind the Indianapolis Colts are unstoppable with there starters on the field. They should take there bie week and ride it in to the post season knowing that if they didnt rest there starters they could have easily been undefeated. Weather the Colts play against the Saints, Vikings, or even the Eagles i believe they will win because of there ability to come back in the fourth quarter. Although they shouldnt rely on this ability they can use it to there advantage if they fall behind in the early quarters of the game. That is how the Indianapolis Colts will win the Super Bowl.

Alpine Ski Racing - Ted Ligety - US Ski Team

2008-12-12T08:17:00.001-08:00

Ski Season Coming Soon

2008-12-04T11:38:00.000-08:00

Ski season training exercises to get you prepared:
1. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
2. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
3. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.
4. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.
5. Throw away a hundred dollar bill-now.
6. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.
Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
7. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
8. Secure one of your ankles to a bed post and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.
9. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.
10. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
11. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.
12. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.
13. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.
14. Slam your thumb in a car door. Don't go see a doctor.
15. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it's time for the real thing!

Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears bloopers

2008-11-24T07:33:00.001-08:00

Snowboarding

2008-11-13T06:09:00.000-08:00

My brother just started a boarding blog.
http://www.boardrippa.blogspot.com

Those Poor Detroit Lions

2008-10-22T06:39:00.000-07:00

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Detroit Lions
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A. Because then Detroit would want one.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters ou t of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows, and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Sports Languages

2008-10-15T07:41:00.000-07:00

This is from my mom's blog at http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com

How the Colts Will Win the Super Bowl

2008-09-15T15:50:00.000-07:00

In my opinion Tom Brady getting injured is the best thing that could have happened to the Colts. With out Tom Brady the Patriots will never win the AFC so with the Patriots out of the picture the Colts should be able to step forward and win the Super Bowl.

2008 olympics- bloopers

2008-09-12T06:26:00.001-07:00

The Detroit Red Wings and the Stanley Cup

2008-06-05T08:28:00.000-07:00

Here is a link to an article my mom wrote about the Red Wings and the Stanley Cup:
http://walkinthewords.blogspot.com/2008/06/stanley-pup-helps-red-wings-bring-home.html

baseball bloopers

2008-06-04T16:04:00.001-07:00

Why The Wings Lost Game 5

2008-06-03T16:28:00.000-07:00

Many People ask why the Wings lost to the Pens in game 5 but it is so simple. The Red Wings could not get ahead early although they came back they then were to worn out to get the last goal in the 3rd overtime and there for lost the game.

Granderson Inside The Park Homerun

2008-05-31T09:10:00.001-07:00

An amazing hit and some fast running takes Granderson all the way around the bases on this amazing play.

Why The Pistons Suck

2008-05-31T09:01:00.000-07:00

The Pistons Suck because they wont get rid of Rasheed Wallace who is just dragging the team down. In game 6 of the confrence finals he had 4 points and 5 fouls and he is the biggest whinning baby in all of sports. He will not post up like he is supposed to instead he takes mindless 3's. If we had Maxiel in the starting 5 instead of Rasheed Wallace we would have not only a better more agressive offensive team but a better deffesive team also with someone who is actualy excited to be out there instead of someone who has been there done that.

T-Shirt Contest

2008-05-31T08:27:00.000-07:00

Don't forget to enter my mom's word contest. http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com

The Sport of Spelling by Napoleon Dynamite

2008-05-30T13:14:00.001-07:00

Great catch

2008-05-29T17:46:00.001-07:00

Watch this it is an amazing catch

Handlebars/Flobots

2008-05-29T17:39:00.001-07:00

Cool Song

Why the Red Wings will win the Sanley Cup

2008-05-29T17:06:00.000-07:00

Everyone that is not a Penguins fan can tell you that the Red Wings will win the Finals but i can give you the reasons why.
The first reason they will win is not only they have experience but they have a higher skill level higher than the Pens.
The second reason is that even if the Red Wings cant win on the road the Pens cant either and the Wings have home ice advantage with the best crowd in the NHL.
The third reason is that the Pens cant handle being under the pressure of being the under dog.
And the last reason is that Chris Osgood is the best goalie in the NHL and if anything happens to him the Wings still have the second best in the NHL in Dominic Hasek and Fleury of the Pens cant stop the Wings offense.
Those are the four reasons the Wings will win the Stanley Cup.

Contest for T-Shirts

2008-05-22T13:46:00.000-07:00

I wanted to tell you that my mom will be announcing an exciting contest on her site tomorrow. Check it out and enter for a chance to win some goodies. http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com

Crazy sick grind joe payne

2008-05-21T06:04:00.001-07:00

Joe Payne Nails the Double kink box

2008-05-19T16:59:00.001-07:00

Joe Payne hits the inverted box

2008-05-19T14:49:00.001-07:00

Joe Payne Stomps the rainbow at boyne

2008-05-18T16:16:00.001-07:00

Tigers vs Angels

2008-04-24T16:54:00.000-07:00

Finally I am going to my first baseball game of the 2008 season and it is when they finally started getting good. I am excited to go not just because of the game but because we get to be around all of the other fans and at The Comerica Park.

The best home run hitter ever.

2008-04-22T15:55:00.000-07:00

People say that because Barry Bonds has the most home runs ever that makes him the greatest at hitting homers ever. Well i have three things against that
#1. Barry Bonds does steroids and everybody knows it I mean thats why they put an astrix on the home run ball.
#2. Alex Rodriguez is the greatest home run hitter so far in the history of baseball. He has 522 home runs and he is only 32 and only 240 home runs short of Barry Bonds who has taken part in 22 seasons to Alex Rodriguez's 15 seasons.
#3. Even if Alex Rodriguez doesnt crush Bonds home run record Josh Gibson was believed to of had over 900 home runs in the Negro Leagues before he was able to play in the MLB.
Thats why Barry Bonds is not the greatest home run hitter ever.

How did the Pistons Lose?

2008-04-22T15:38:00.000-07:00

Lots of sports fans sit and wounder, " How did the pistons lose to the Sixers?" Well the reason the Pistons lost to the sixers is because they under estimated the talent of the Sixers players and gave their starters a bit to much rest when they took a lead by fifteen and so the Sixers took advantage of the Pistons bench to pull a late upset. But trust me the Pistons will go on to win the series 4-1.

Who is the Best NBA Player Ever?

2008-04-20T10:55:00.000-07:00

Who is the best NBA player ever? Some say Michael Jordan others say LeBron James, but one player I will always look up to is Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson played for MSU in college and later went on to play for the Las Angelas Lakers. So no matter what somebody else thinks i think Magic Johnson is the best ever.

The 22 Inning Game

2008-04-20T08:20:00.000-07:00

Earlier this week The San Diego Padres and the Colorado Rockies took part in the longest game this season constisting of 22 innings and a Padres 2-1 win.

The NBA Playoffs

2008-04-19T19:19:00.000-07:00

I am from Michigan born and raised so of course I want the Pistons to win the title but they have some tough opstacles to get passed including the projected Eastern Confrence Championship against the up rising Boston Celtics. The question is will the Pistons prevail?

My Trip To East Lansing Michigan

2008-04-19T19:10:00.000-07:00

Today I made a trip to East Lansing in Michigan to watch a bit of the Green V.S. White game with Tom Izzo as the honorary head coach of the Green team. You can check out his interview on the Big Ten Network.
I also went to the second game of the MSU V.S. U OF M baseball double header hoping to see a good game played by the Spartans but I saw the exact opposite of that when U OF M wholloped MSU getting 5 homeruns in the game to douse the Spartans 7-1.

The Weekly Poll

2008-04-19T14:41:00.000-07:00

Make sure you cast your vote in this weeks poll.
See below left.

A Day at Michigan State University

2008-04-19T14:35:00.001-07:00

Jack is currently in East Lansing at Michigan State University attending the Green and White game and a baseball double-header. His dutiful slave, servant and moderator is here creating his new blog page so he can report on the days events when he returns. Stay tuned for more...